Welcome...hiss...BFL fans. This...hiss...is...Howwurd...hiss...Cozell. Tonight, the New Ork Skullcrushaz...hiss...faced the Bloody Vikings! New Ork played great defense and ground out a 1 - 0 win...hiss.
The Bloody Vikings! tried to get physical with the Orcs, but Orc armor was too strong. Blow after blow bounced off the Orc hides. The Vikings' inability to break through the Orc armor sent them into frenzy. In their berserker rage, the Norsemen forgot that the Skullcrushaz blitzers were screaming down the sidelines with the ball....literally. The Vikings concentrated every action attacking New Ork's newest addition, Ort Rotgaggle---the renowned Troll from Cleave Land. Rotgaggle...hiss...is an attention monger....But that's why he was hired...hiss.
Interestingly, New Ork's bruisers failed to blacken the Vikings' players, too, but instead of frustration, the Orcs, led by blitzer Snotz M'kfawlee, carried the ball into the endzone. When asked how the Orcs played so...smart...Snotz replied, "Grog ale." Drunken Orcs...hiss.
The rest of the first half resulted in a scrum...hiss. New Ork played great D. Instead of letting the Vikings have open running room, the Orcs closed in and went toe to toe. The ball bounced across the center of the pitch multiple times, but neither side could control it. The first half ended rather uneventfully.
The second half went nowhere. The Vikings received the ball first, but a scrum clogged the line of scrimmage. With nowhere to run, but plenty of players to hit, the ball was dropped, and the Norsemen began swinging. Still, neither side could dent the others' defenses. New Ork forced the ball back into Vikings' territory, but to no avail. The game ended as blandly as the first half. Few injuries and no scoring.
New Ork fans are getting used to low scoring games...hiss, but Vikings fans are frustrated that their Norsemen have not won a game. The Vikings' next game is against the fleet Warpstone Munchers. If they don't go berserk, the Vikings have a good chance for their first win...hiss.
That's all...hiss..from here. This is...hiss...Howwurd Cozell. See you next time....hiss....BFL fans.
