Welcome, BFL fans. This is Booyah Scott, and this...is...B...F...L...Live. Booyah! We had the bloodiest game of the season last night. Newcomer Chaos Chris battled veteran New Ork Skullcrushaz, and the Skullcrushaz prevailed 1 - 0...again.
Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to our Great Doom Khorne, was in the house for tonight's game. A crowd of 23000 assembled for this Tuesday night beatdown. Let's check it out...Booyah!
New Ork gets the ball first. Before the touchback, a Skullcrushaz fan threw a rock and hit Chaos Warrior "C". Black Orc Gluum Endoom helped himself to a good foot stomping on C's head. Ouch....Endoom's hobnailed boots puncture C's helmet, nostrils, retina, earlobes, teeth, gums, skull and brains. In short, C's dead....Booyah. The ref caught Endoom, though, and he...is...outta...here. The Commish is clearly loving this opening. He's slapping his throne, bellowing, "May vultures feed upon his entrails. Praise, Khorne."
The loss of C hurts Chaos Chris. They're without Beastman "F", who was seriously injured in the last game with the Holy Terra Warriors. Down to nine players, Chaos Chris is going to have to even the field...and they do. Chaos Chris blasts Endoom's twin, Gruum Endoom, and Troll, Ort Rotgaggle. Gruum Endoom's knee explodes, and he is out. Rotgaggle hits the dirt, and at one point, four Chaos players are laying the beatdown on him, but not breaking through his toughened skin. Unbelievable!
Despite the massive beatdown that they're receiving, New Ork inches the ball closer and closer to the Chris endzone. On his last actions of the half, Ork linemen Hrumph dodges between two Beastmen, grabs the ball and delivers an accurate quick pass. Both Beastmen missed the easy interceptions, but blitzer Mawrio Killenums...drops the ball! Unbelievable! The half is over, and it is scoreless...But the blood and cartilage is everywhere. Booyah!
The second half is also a bloody mess, but New Ork starts to get the breaks. Without both Black Orcs, thrower Flenger Faar makes his return to the New Ork lineup. New Orks creates a steamrolling wall of blitzers, heading down the right sideline. Chaos Chris continue to stick it to New Ork, but New Ork starts to stand their ground. Chaos Chris start getting what they're giving. Beastman "K" is knocked out on a blitz, and out of luck, New Ork capitalizes. New Ork's best blitzer, Thum Upsnoz, breaks through the pack to grab the ball and take off for the unguarded Chaos endzone. A Beastman is in hot pursuit....blitzing...bumbling...stumbling...and...down. Booyah! Upsnoz trots into the endzone with just a few minutes left in the game. Chaos Chris can't control the ensuing kickoff, and New Ork go on the defensive, hitting Chaos Chris with everything they have left. Nothing left to show here, except more shots from your Commish: "This world remains drab and dreary. There should have been more players killed. Praise Khorne."
That's your final score, BFL fans. 1 - 0 Skullcrushaz. The Skullcrushaz are hurting, and next game, they're without Mawrio Killenums and Gruum Endoom. Both sustained smashed knees, and star Thum Upsnoz picked up a niggling injury. New Ork needs some time off, but they're not going to get it. Next up: a hungry Holy Terra Warriors. Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to Our Great Doom Khorne, uttered about the New Ork schedule: "May they die long and painfully. Praise Khorne." As for Chaos Chris: welcome to the BFL.
This is Booyah Scott. See you next time, BFL fans! Booyah!
