Thursday, October 9, 2008

New Ork Renamed


In one of several changes to take place in the BFL, New Ork has changed its team mascot and name.  Originally known as the Gimpee Limbz, New Ork has changed its name to the Skullcrushas.  The change was made after Swag Gumrot threatened to curse New Ork's owners, players and fans.  

Gumrot is one of New Ork City's leading shamen and chiropracters, and his practice shared the team's first name, Gimpee Limbz.  After the team's disgusting 1 - 1 tie with the Warpstone Munchers, Gumrot chose to no longer share the name and any affiliation with his practice.  "I turn you to monkey.  Drop name," Gumrot threatened.

New Ork's owners agreed with the name change.  Many Orc fans had started saying that the team was playing like a gimp limb.  New Ork has tied its last two opponents, losing fans in the process.  Perhaps with a name change and roster additions, New Ork can get back on track.  So New Ork fans....Welcome the Skullcrushas!