Welcome Bloodlust fans to the BFL postgame show. This is Bri'k Mouseberg'r. Tonight marked the first appearance of the popular Chaos Cup Champion, the Chaos Chris, in the Bloodlust Football League. The Chaos Chris team lacked the experience of the Holy Terra Warriors. That, however, didn't stop Chaos Chris from winning 2 - 0.
Details from the game are spotty. An errant electical storm created by the students at the Woghart's School of Sorcery fried our broadcaster for tonight's game. Poor Nehemiah the Strained Thought was prepared to begin broadcast of the game through his Orb of Televising when he was hit by lightning. Nehemiah was reduced to a quivering fool, yelling "Blue, you're my boy" repeatedly. Thus, most of our wizard cast was lost to our viewing public...but let's jump into the highlights of the best attended game of the season---28000 fans.
The game was physical from the outset, and surprisingly, the Holy Terra Warriors held their own with the Chaos team. The Holy Terra Warriors coaches stacked the line of scrimmage on every kickoff. The Chaos Chris concentrated during the first half on pounding their human opponents. The Warriors' strategy worked against themselves as Warriors players hit the dirt. The Chaos slugfest opened a gaping hole in the line of scrimmage. With no one to stop him, Chaos Warrior "C" carried the ball into the endzone with moments left on the first half clock. The Chaos Chris score was helped by the Warriors pulling players from defense and sending them down the field, hoping for a miraculous recovery and heave to the endzone. Neither occurred, and some human fans rained boos onto the pitch.
The second half did not go much better for the Holy Terra Warriors. They lost control of the ball after a myriad of blitzes and double teams by the Chaos Chris. With the ball in hand, Beastman "J" sprinted to the endzone. In the one shining moment for the Warriors, new blitzer Uther Ullrich maimed Beastman "F". Beastman "F" won't be present for the Chaos Chris's next game as he recovers.
The BFL's newest and most popular team, the Chaos Chris, made a thunderous introductory appearance. Time will tell whether the former Chaos Cup champions can climb through the Bloodlust League. The Chaos Chris have a stern second test, facing off against New Ork. For the Warriors, they continue to search for a winning combination after suffering their third loss of the season. Thankfully, human fans are resilient and continue to stick with the Warriors. Like Chaos Chris, the Holy Terra Warriors' next game is against New Ork.
Well, that's all from here, BFL fans. Stay tuned for BFL Live; we'll be checking on the recovery of Poor Nehemiah the Strained Thought. This is Bri'k Mouseberg'r. Goodbye, folks.
