Hello, BFL fans. This is breaking news from Greenland, home of Da Durtee Dawgz. The owner and coaches of Da Durtee Dawgz have been swallowed by an infernal chasm. The fiery hole consumed Da Dawgz as the team leaders had met to eat spider husks and discuss team strategy.
Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to Our Great Doom Khorne, had expressed revulsion regarding Da Dawgz inability to make scheduled games against the Warpstone Munchers and the Bloody Vikings!. Da Dawgz had only played one game since the start of the BFL season, a 4 - 1 beatdown by New Ork. No evidence points to Davesh's killing the Goblins. Other rumors include a cruel prank gone terribly awry by the Slaaneshi Libertines.
Regardless, Da Dawgz leaders are currently missing, and the smell of burning Goblin flesh was identified by members of Der Trollz Goblin Eatz Klub. Is this the end of Da Durtee Dawgz?!? Stay tuned...
