Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to our Great Doom Khorne, ordered Halfing scribe and Guiness Pint Record Holder for best tabulations while drunk, Phineus Phallow, to transcribe all league statistics by the week 3 games until the end of the season...or else. We have more faith that Phineus will dutifully succeed in this task than did Orc singer Hanek Bozeephus in creating a new anthem for the 2008 Bloodlust League season. Bozeephus was disintegrated by the Commissioner, upon Davesh's hearing the Orc melody.
Stats that will be compiled include team records, offense by total touchdowns, offense by average TD's per game, average TD's allowed per game, total and average casualties given per game, total and average casualties received per game and average gates for each team's games. These stats can be found on the right side of the BFL pages.
Davesh is exploring posting individual players' stats. Some observers opine that this may lead to bounties on certain teams' players. There is already rumor that the New Ork Gimpee Limbz have offered a gold incentive for the murder of a Warpstone Munchers player. This is, as yet, unconfirmed. When asked about this, Commissioner Davesh replied, "I want stars to be hunted down and killed. Praise Khorne."
Good luck to Phineus Phallow. May he be successful, lest we find his ashes in a dark bazaar's back room being snorted by Dark Elf ash snorters.
