Da Durtee Dawgz Dead?

Hello, BFL fans. This is breaking news from Greenland, home of Da Durtee Dawgz. The owner and coaches of Da Durtee Dawgz have been swallowed by an infernal chasm. The fiery hole consumed Da Dawgz as the team leaders had met to eat spider husks and discuss team strategy.

Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to Our Great Doom Khorne, had expressed revulsion regarding Da Dawgz inability to make scheduled games against the Warpstone Munchers and the Bloody Vikings!. Da Dawgz had only played one game since the start of the BFL season, a 4 - 1 beatdown by New Ork. No evidence points to Davesh's killing the Goblins. Other rumors include a cruel prank gone terribly awry by the Slaaneshi Libertines.

Regardless, Da Dawgz leaders are currently missing, and the smell of burning Goblin flesh was identified by members of Der Trollz Goblin Eatz Klub. Is this the end of Da Durtee Dawgz?!? Stay tuned...

New Ork Renamed

In one of several changes to take place in the BFL, New Ork has changed its team mascot and name.  Originally known as the Gimpee Limbz, New Ork has changed its name to the Skullcrushas.  The change was made after Swag Gumrot threatened to curse New Ork's owners, players and fans.  

Gumrot is one of New Ork City's leading shamen and chiropracters, and his practice shared the team's first name, Gimpee Limbz.  After the team's disgusting 1 - 1 tie with the Warpstone Munchers, Gumrot chose to no longer share the name and any affiliation with his practice.  "I turn you to monkey.  Drop name," Gumrot threatened.

New Ork's owners agreed with the name change.  Many Orc fans had started saying that the team was playing like a gimp limb.  New Ork has tied its last two opponents, losing fans in the process.  Perhaps with a name change and roster additions, New Ork can get back on track.  So New Ork fans....Welcome the Skullcrushas!

Meet the Warpstone Munchers...

"Hello, FBL fans!  This is Bri'k Mouseberg'r, and this... is...FBL...Live."

"Today, we get up and personal with the newest Bloodlust League team, the...Warpstone Munchers."

Official Team Slogan - "We are the Munchers!  You are the munchies!"

 

Sponsored by Grey Slime Warpstone  - "If your warpstone isn't covered in an oily grey film, it isn't top quality warpstone!"

 

Formerly known as the "Brown Rot Snivelers", the "Warpstone Munchers" no longer have any Plague Monk team members (at their sponsor's request).

Formerly members of the Backwater Skaven Trident & Anchor Bowl league (Back STAB league).  Never having won the "Old Rusty Trident" trophy or the second place "Barnacle covered Anchor", the team has decided to reinvent itself and move to the much classier Bloodlust league with an all rookie team.

 

Meet the team:

Team captain -  and Blitzer - Spittle "Wheel Runner" Skank

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone for top quality mutations!"

Blitzer - Squeaky Hotfoot

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone, it's sparkly!" 

The Throwers  - Long Bomb Short-tail   and "Fumbles" Snicker Snick

"Try Grey Slime Warpstone in new Limburger flavor!!"

The Gutter Runners  - Sneaker Sneak and "Creeper" Skitter Skat

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone, it's crunchier!" 

The Linerats - The Skitter Squint quints - Brother 1, Brother 2, Brother 3, Brother 4, and Other Brother 3

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone it's shinier!", "It's greener!", "It's tastier!", "Wat he said!", "Yea!!"

This message has been brought to you by Grey Slime Warpstone. 

The sponsor is not responsible for atrocities committed by our spokesrats.

"That's all for now, FBL fans.  Tune in tomorrow for another episode of FBL Live.  For all at FBL Live, I am...Bri'k Mouseberg'r.  So...long...everybody!  (wave)"