Thursday, September 25, 2008
Crooner Hanek Boezeephus Disintegrated
BFL Commissioner Davesh, associate underlord and personal secretary to our Great Doom Khorne, ordered Orc singer Hanek Boezeephus to pen a song to commemorate the start of the 2008 Bloodlust football season. According to Davesh, "Finish the song by the week two games or else." The last that we heard from Boezeephus he was found wandering the streets of Gnashvul asking passersby, "Wut rime wit Waaagh!"
Boezeephus completed his new football celebration, entitled "Reddee fer Futbol?!?" Let's take a listen:
U reddee?!?
Reddee fer futbol!?!
Reddee fer futbal!?!
Reddee fer futbol?!?
Aargh!
Reddee fer futbol?!?
Reddee fer futbol?!?
Reddee fer Futbol!?!
U reddee?!?
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Simply poetry in motion. Upon hearing this new Boezeephus hit though, Commissioner Davesh responded, "putrid." Unfortunately for Hanek Boezeephus fans, Davesh disintegrated Boezeephus. Boezeephus' ashes are currently selling in Dark Elf bazaars, where they have become a popular item among Dark Elf ash snorter addicts.