Thursday, September 11, 2008

Meet the Warpstone Munchers...

"Hello, FBL fans!  This is Bri'k Mouseberg'r, and this... is...FBL...Live."
"Today, we get up and personal with the newest Bloodlust League team, the...Warpstone Munchers."


Official Team Slogan - "We are the Munchers!  You are the munchies!"

 

Sponsored by Grey Slime Warpstone  - "If your warpstone isn't covered in an oily grey film, it isn't top quality warpstone!"

 

Formerly known as the "Brown Rot Snivelers", the "Warpstone Munchers" no longer have any Plague Monk team members (at their sponsor's request).

Formerly members of the Backwater Skaven Trident & Anchor Bowl league (Back STAB league).  Never having won the "Old Rusty Trident" trophy or the second place "Barnacle covered Anchor", the team has decided to reinvent itself and move to the much classier Bloodlust league with an all rookie team.

 

Meet the team:

Team captain -  and Blitzer - Spittle "Wheel Runner" Skank

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone for top quality mutations!"

Blitzer - Squeaky Hotfoot

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone, it's sparkly!

The Throwers  - Long Bomb Short-tail   and "Fumbles" Snicker Snick

"Try Grey Slime Warpstone in new Limburger flavor!!"

The Gutter Runners  - Sneaker Sneak and "Creeper" Skitter Skat

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone, it's crunchier!

The Linerats - The Skitter Squint quints - Brother 1, Brother 2, Brother 3, Brother 4, and Other Brother 3

"Buy Grey Slime Warpstone it's shinier!", "It's greener!", "It's tastier!", "Wat he said!", "Yea!!"


This message has been brought to you by Grey Slime Warpstone

The sponsor is not responsible for atrocities committed by our spokesrats.


"That's all for now, FBL fans.  Tune in tomorrow for another episode of FBL Live.  For all at FBL Live, I am...Bri'k Mouseberg'r.  So...long...everybody!  (wave)"