After two weeks of play, several teams have made roster changes to replace the injured, rotting and dying with free agents. The Bloody Vikings! replaced Sven Palomalu's backup runner after he sustained a serious concussion in the Vikings' game with the Holy Terra Warriors. The Vikings added runner Wilhelm Parkur to help their ground attack. In addition to the player exchange, the Bloody Vikings! showered gold upon their adoring fans and newly-bribed fans to keep fan interest high. As one recipient of the Vikings' gold stated, "Haar! A flagon of meade I can now purchase. The Vikings are now bearable to watch. Ho, Bloody Vikings!"
The New Ork Gimpee Limbz released ineffective line orc Blaagh with troll Ort Snortgaggle. Ort may be stupid, but the Limbz owners are not. After having difficulty with the Slaaneshi Libertines and with future games against the Bloody Vikings!, New Ork opted to beef up its line play. Snortgaggle's poor dental hygiene, especially his rotting teeth, makes him particularly nasty. In an interview last season, Ort said that, "[I] hit cuz [I] hurt."
Lastly, the Warpstone Munchers added an unknown rat ogre. The Munchers received more than two times as many casualties in its last game with the New Ork Gimpee Limbz. The Munchers seek to reverse that in its next game. Munchers' coach Clik Clak said that the Munchers are going to shred their future opponents then run to the endzone.
There is no word from the front offices of the Durtee Dawgs, Slaaneshi Libertines and Holy Terra Warriors on any roster changes at this time.
