Hello, football hooligans! The gates have opened, and the turnstiles are turning. Commissioner Davesh, associate Underlord and secretary to the Great Doom Khorne, proclaimed Opening Weekend kickoffs for the 2008 Bloodlust Football League. In celebration of this momentous occasion, Commissioner Davesh ordered Orc crooner, Hanek Boezeefus, to pen a new ballad by the week two games....or else. When asked about his new song, Hanek replied, "Wut rime wit 'WAAAAAAAGH'!" Six teams signed on to play for the great Bloodlust cup. The Norsemen's Bloody Vikings!. The Skaven's Warpstone Munchers. The Goblins' Durtee Dawgz. The Humans' Holy Terra Warrriors. The Orcs' New Ork Gimpee Limbz. The Chaos Lords' Slaaneshi Libertines.
Stay tuned for the first games: The Munchers v. The Holy Terra Warriors and The Gimpee Limbz v. The Durtee Dawgz. The Bloody Vikings! and Slaaneshi Libertines will play in the FBL's inaugural Tuesday Night Football games. Commissioner Davesh wishes great injury and suffering to all the participants.
