The New Ork Gimpee Limbz faced off against goblin-team, the Durtee Dawgz, on a beautiful, clean day that was marked by a lot of dirty play. The Dawgz sustained few injuries, but multiple ejections during the opening weekend match. The goblins wielded chain saws and lobbed bombs and each other across the pitch. None of that mattered, though, because the Gimpee Limbz ran around and threw over their stunty, green opponents. The Limbz powered the ball into the endzone on the ground for the first score of the game. The Limbz scored again midway through the first half on a long pass from Limbz blitzer, Maawrio Killenums, to blitzer Thum Upsnoz. Down 2 - 0, the Dawgs abandoned attempting to score to focus on inflicting as much pain as possible. Unfortunately for the Dawgz, their bomb lobber's bombs either exploded before the toss or detonated near Dawgz players when the throws went errant. The Dawgz also set their two trolls loose to little effect. When asked about their poor performance, both trolls scratched their heads, picked their noses and replied, "Huh?"
During the second half, the Limbz pounded another TD onto the board on the ground. Feeling the urgency to score, the Dawgz troll, Boogah Dreep, ignored his desire to eat his goblin teammates and hurled a teammate downfield. After a miracle long bomb pass, the hurled goblin picked himself up, dusted himself off and rain into the endzone to score. The scoring goblin player's name is unknown. He was lost in a cloud of dust caused by his impact upon hitting the pitch.
The lightning quick score was the only highlight of the game for the Dawgz. The Limbz put the ball into the endzone once more to tally the match's final score, 4 - 1. Oddly, the orcs never inflicted a single serious injury. On the sidelines, Black Orc Blitzers Gruum Endoom and Gluum Endoom sobbed a quiet "Waaagh" because of the lack of injuries caused. For the rest of the New Ork team, it was the first win on the 2008 BFL season.
