U watchin' BLF...uh...BFL Live. This Ditka. Kill Woghart kids. Cave troll set free. Bollocks up Wizurdcast. Ditka kill you kids. Ditka kill U! Hi litez now. Roll hi litez er Ditka smash!
Okay...thanks, Coach Ditka. This is Boomer Berman. It was perfect weather for the Warpstone Munchers and Bloody Vikings! game, but as Coach Ditka alluded, the students at the Wogharts School of Magic accidentally released a cave troll before the game. Poor Nehemiah the Strained Thought, our wizardcaster for today's game, passed out during the cave troll's rampage. Thus, we lost the transmission of the first half of the game. Thankfully, poor Nehemiah awoke in time for the second half. Let's pick up there.
At the start of the second half, the Vikings led 1-0 and had controlled much of the first half. The Vikings used their strength and superior blocking skills to knock the Munchers around. Line rat Squint Brother #3 and thrower Snicker Snik were knocked out in the first half melee. In the second half, the Vikings, as they have done all season, got sucked into a shoving match and lost sight of scoring. As a result, the Munchers sped past the berserker Vikings and tied the game, 1-1.
On the ensuing kickoff, the Vikings pulled the ball back onto their half of the pitch. The Vikings tried to establish a wall of bodies before pushing forward. Unfortunately, the Munchers' Rat Ogre, Whiskers, went wild. Crashing into the center of the Vikings' line, Whiskers threw Norse bodies left and right as he charged forward. Following Whiskers, gutter runners Sneaker Sneak and Skitter Skat chased down the bouncing ball. With each Whiskers' punch, Vikings hit the pitch, sending the ball flying. Evetually, the ball landed in Skitter Skat's paws. Skat scurried into the endzone for the game winning touchdown.
With little time left on the clock, the Vikings could not convert. That's your final score, BFL fans, Munchers 2 and Vikings 1. The Munchers roll on towards the playoffs. Next up for the Munchers: the newest BFL team, the Disembowlers---but after the Bloody Vikings! have played the Disembowlers. Back to Coach Ditka.
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